The Professional Denier's script
Purpose is to delay organized reaction that could limit carbon fuel consumption
For optimal delay - try to prolong time between each statement, begin:
"There is no such thing as global warming"
"OK there is some warming
"OK most ALL Scientists agree that there is warming
"OK I see that you don't really need to be a scientist to see the warming
"OK I see the data says average global temps are warming
"OK I see that data has been collected for years just about everywhere
"OK I see the oceans are warming most everywhere
"OK I see the Artic ice is melting, and Greenland ice cap too.
"OK I see that there is no regular cycle to explain our industrial age
But global warming is not really caused by humans
"OK I see the warming may be greatly enhanced by humans
"OK maybe we should try to do something about it.
"OK maybe it is smarter to face the problem sooner rather than later,
"OK we should be really concerned and start to act right now
"OK we should be worried
"OK maybe we should sound the alarm,
( "OK that should delay things for a few decades, can we have our paycheck now?)
Richard Pauli 9-08